Showing posts with label fat body. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fat body. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21, 2010

I've Been Here Before

If you've ever seen those commercials where someone's giving a testimonial about what made them decide to finally lose weight, you'd know that it usually involves some poor fat bastard seeing a picture of himself looking like Jabba the Hut, stuffing his face with food.











Later on in the commercial, we see him slimmed down, playing in a yard or lifting some disease-ridden infant over his head and spinning around to demonstrate his strength and superior parental love.

Well, the image below was my inspiration from about 2003. I was working a different sedentary office job at the time and was not shameful about using my beefed up salary to fatten myself up with all the beer, whiskey, and fast food I could find.


















This is me climbing a mountain in Germany...I think it was called Shoefenspitzel. I was so horrified by my fat body in this picture (and the exhaustion accompanying this climb) that, upon returning home, I almost stopped eating completely until I got down to 142 lbs.

Luckily, I no longer have to worry about some random photograph to surface, since I can just remember a few clues from 2003 to remind me when I'm getting overweight again.

A) I struggle to walk up a flight of stairs without hunching over.
B) I can feel my body fat jiggle when I hit bumps in the road while driving.
C) I consider throwing myself off of some German mountain to avoid having to walk back down.